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Product Info
Are you sick of the Spotted Lanternfly? They're everywhere, looking like some Godzilla movie villain. And they SPRAY THEIR GOO ALL OVER EVERYTHING. It's just sticky bug juice. Well, Stitley's is fed up, too. They're taking over Intercourse Pennsylvania, and we have to do something. With Stitley's Böner Grease Anti-Lanternfly wear, you'll tell everyone you're not going to take it anymore.
Grab some Stitley's Böner Grease, rub it around your tree's shaft, and see if the Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs can crawl up.
Our shirts are legit, made from:
- 6.1 oz., 100% ring-spun USA cotton
- Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton & sewn with USA cotton thread
- Relaxed fit & Sewn-in Twill Label
Stitley's: A Trusted Friend Since 1869
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Weight:
0.45 lb
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Product Type:
T-Shirts